Lenny says "Why is Bernie Mrr-ing?"
Max doesn't know.
Max says "Maybe it's a Bernie mating call?"
Lenny says "Well, she certianly wouldn't be doing it to ME, then."
Joey perks up. Isn't Bernie's mating call..."Heeeeere! HeeerrrrreeeeLimeyLimeyLimeyLimey!"
Joey dives for cover, on principle.
Silvio would like very much to be able to sleep for a week.
Silvio | Silvio wakes, rubbing his eyes, with morninghair and morningface. When some of the grey leaves his expression, and he starts to look alive, he opens his eyes a few times, and drags himself over to a window and some coffee. "Oh. Well look what passed me by..." he notes, cheerfully, looking out over the aftermath of the apocalypse. Ruefully, he adds, "I just /bet/ this means I won't be able to get online..."
Guest-of-Sphinx says "The end of the world is hell on internet access."
Ivy hears this.
Guest-of-Sphinx says "And people think Walkers don't care..."
Silvio shakes his head sadly. | So. Where's Cari? | Dead, I think. Cali got hit pretty bad. | *sigh* We were supposed to finish a scene. | I hear you. I've got three, now, that just won't get picked up. | Sucks for your logs, I guess. | You have no idea.
John had better get up early, tomorrow morning, for washing, again. That laundry basket's looking decidedly evil.
Guest-of-Merlin says "Thats why I don't have a basket. I hate when the dirty clothes get organized, they're much more dangerous that way."
John gets a kick out of crushing organized rebellion, though.
Guest-of-Merlin preferes to oppresss his laundry by throwing it directly into the washer.
John says "Just the feeling you get when you watch the entire basket wibble with fear at the sight of the dollar coins for the washing machine, and the scoop of detergent."
John heees at the prof. That's just cruel.
Guest-of-Merlin says "At least I don't give my dirty socks a false sense of hope!"
Tobin says "Alas, I can't bring myself to beat on someone who won't fight back, despite the fact that the asshole is twice as big as I am."
Satyr says "That's a big asshole."
Tobin says "Damn, that's a porno title right there: Rook Swallows the Lounge."
Ling wants to hear inspiring stories of the warriors of Gaia crushing the Wyrm! Hooking it and tossing it deep into the lake to have a fight with the biggest honkin' bass you'd ever seen and... wait...
Samantha has things she should be doing, but she won't be doing them. If she doesn't give you her time, she'll wash the walls with a toothbrush and comb her dog with a fork.
Jonathan says "Foo: the bar."
Jonathan says "Who coined foobar?"
Wakshaani would guess a Foobartender.
Sekhmet says "Andro-gyne means 'man-woman'."
Elf says "Ah, ok. Somehow I'd thought it meant 'sexless'."
Sekhmet says "It means David Bowie. Who is anything but sexless."
Ivy announces before it's untrue that it's her half-birthday.
Silvio gives Ivy half a half-birthday hug.
Guest-of-Salmon says "Yay! I got you half a puppy!"